1:You're an idiot and only your grandmother likes you. Someday I want to shave your head and push you into the river with a bag of bricks tied to your body.
2: Leave Becky alone.
3: I love you I love you I love you I love you. I can't seem to ever say it enough.
4: I miss you so much,it feels like you've been gone forever.
5: Sometimes I say I miss you,but sometimes I'm not so sure.
6: You're completely blind to the fact that you're obnoxious and I don't like you at all anymore,we are no longer "friends". You're a man slut.
7: I'm not sure why,but you annoy me and I hate your face. Stay away from my funeral.
8: You look like a penis and I don't like the fact that you know my name. Also stay away from my funeral.
9: I wish you weren't friends with a man beast(she's a heinous bitch and she's rude in way),because I miss you everyday.
10: I'm a selfish bitch to you,but I love you so much (even if I've never said it before) and I always will.
Nine Things About Yourself:
1: I don't lie,I just leave out important details.
2: Music is important to me.
3: I am no one at all.
4: Someday I want to be a tattoo artist and I'm serious about it unlike a lot of people.
5: I do draw a lot,but rarely rarely ever upload onto DA.
6: I don't like anyone really in real life. Very few people do I love. People just annoy me in general.
7: I had a crush on my first grade teacher. She was a hottie. So I guess I've always been this gay.
8: I don't want to live in Michigan my whole life,but I'm waiting until California gets it's well overdue giant earthquake,to move back. I'm weird yes,but I like to live in safe places.
9: I don't know how many times I've asked the question why in my life,but I assume it is a number of great proportions.
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1: Bring me Davey Havok.
2: Buy me music.
3: Tell me the truth.
4: Make me stuff.
5: Write to me.
6: Buy me food.
7: Buy me coffee.
8: Talk with me about anything at all when it's late.
Seven things that cross your mind a lot: (in no particular order)
1: <3
2: <3
3: <3
4: Hmmm *blankness*
5: *singing*
6: Why the fuck do they keep mixing up the order of when Roseanne is on?
7: Mmm Darlenes hair.
Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1: Told my mom I was a flaming homosexual.
2: Picked on Jeffrey's bitch tits..no wait,that was worthhh it.
3: Road my bike that day.
4: Hurt myself.
5: Told Becky I was completely and utterly insane.
6: Failed.
Five Turn Offs:
1: Lying to me. I don't care if you lie to anyone else,but it's not nice to lie to me. Cause I'll get you.
2: Giant knockers.
3: Blond hair.
4: Morbid obesity//anorexia (ballerina thin is completely different)
5: Being able to win a mud wrestling match against me.
Four Turn Ons:
1: Cuteness.
2: Loveyyyy.
3: Politeness. (someone has to make up for my impoliteness)
4: The ability to understand my tense of humor.
Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1: DX
2:
3: *_*
Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1: Skydive.
2: Ride on the back of a cow.
One Confession:
1: I'm a shopaholic,jk. I'm weaker than anyone you know.
Devious Comments
but I can't help nit picking some of these...
and the one's I'll nit pic are:
nine things about yourself #3 ..
I think that's a load of horse shit. yes, horseshit. because everyone is someone.
and everyone is important - it's just a matter of if they know how to use that in
a way beneficial to them
and your confession ...
I think that's a load of hogwash too ....
you're not weak. you just choose not to do anything about situations you don't
understand. that doesn't make you weak though (sorry, that's just a personal type
feeling I have when I look at your energies)
though I think the tattoo artist thing is pretty cool
I actually know someone else whose done that on here , but she doesn't do it anymore.
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When you're chewin' on lifes gristle
don't grumble
give a whistle
and this'll help things turn out for the best
and always look on the bright side of life [link]
I think I may steal this.
LEAVE BECKY ALONE.
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Hold me and tell me we'll burn like stars, we'll burn as we fall.
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Turns out you like to play with knives and I hear it gives you a rush
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Turns out you like to play with knives and I hear it gives you a rush
--
When you're chewin' on lifes gristle
don't grumble
give a whistle
and this'll help things turn out for the best
and always look on the bright side of life [link]
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Turns out you like to play with knives and I hear it gives you a rush
where is the excitement, young lady?
I LOVE YOU TOO though.
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Turns out you like to play with knives and I hear it gives you a rush
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