So today was my first day back since being sick. I was gone for a week.
I missed CAIT terribly. But I didn't miss school. And Ms.Hashbrown told me to shut up like 5 times today. ANYWAY,point of the story being,
today Cait and I were in the bathrooms because she had to pee I guess. She's been having wayyy to much sex obviously. So we're in the bathroom and I'm in the stall and I notice a little to late that there happens to be no toilet paper. So I'm like "Cait give me some toilet papperrrrrr or I'll have to stay in here all day." And she was like "No I'm washing my handsss *other mean things to tina*" And so she left me in the toilet with no toilet paper. Then I noticed that Shelly Brown was running for something in student government because she had a flier on the back of the stall door.

I came very very close to using Shelly Brown's name as my toilet paper today. It was exhilarating. But luckily Cait gave me some of the reaallll stuff. But God,now when I see her I scream I ALMOST WHIPED MY ASS WITH YOUR NAME.

True story.



Also,Cait was taking my belt off in front of Ms.Hashbrown while I was talking to her and it looked like she was taking off my pants. I'm pretty sure that woman has seen everything as of now. I mean you can't work at Waterford Mott and not see people fucking eachother in the hallways. Plus she's used to the constant lesbo sexual innuendo.


What a day.